Men.
Forgive the scorn. But I think I’ve rightfully earned it. After having dated one scumbag after the other, I think I have the right to bitch on what I think is the perfect boyfriend.
For one, the perfect boyfriend has eyes for no other woman but his girlfriend. His eyes don’t wander when he’s out with you to other women.
Second, he always listens. Listening is something the opposite sex could tend to do more often. Communication man. It don’t take much to listen. After all, we listen to YOU.
Thirdly, just be a gentleman. Pull out her chair for her. Open doors for her. Help her friends out. Swat a fly for her if you can’t slay a dragon, she’ll love you just the same! Tis the gesture that counts.
And if you’re gonna use the ‘I’m only a student excuse’, that don’t work no more. There are plenty of moneyless gestures that could sweep her off her feet. Pick flowers for her on the way home, bake her a cake, draw her something funny. Get creative!
I could go on for ages but I’m frankly getting sick of boys who don’t know how to be proper boyfriends.
Its why I shall only date proper men now. Men who know for sure what and who they want. And if they don’t want me its their loss.
Ciao bitches.
